Friday, July 3, 2009

Happy Independence Day!! Thank you Sarah Palin!

Sarah Palin has decided to celebrate the 4th of July a bit early (in addition to violating the U.S. flag display etiquette as shown to the left) by giving America a wonderful birthday present!

She is resigning as Governor of Alaska!

Now the people of Alaska may finally have a competent executive and America will never have to face the consequence of her achieving national office. Her blind ambition and misplaced arrogance will doom her to become a political footnote. She said that she came to this decision after prayer the same week that Samuel Wurzelbacher (aka Joe the Plumber) said that God told him not to run for office. I may have to start believing in this "god" after all...

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